A professor explained Marketing
to MBA student...
- You see gorgeous Girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me. That's Direct Marketing.
- You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He ‘is very rich, marry him-That's Advertising.
- Girl walks to you & says u are rich, ca....n u marry me? "That's Brand Recognition."
- You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you “That's Customer Feedback"
- You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her Husband "That's Demand & Supply Gap"
- Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives that’s Restriction from Entering New Market.
- Get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me -Telemarketing"
